Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sorry about my life...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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