Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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