I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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