idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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