yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Sorry my hands just texted you
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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