if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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