I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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