VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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