On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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