How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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