how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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