Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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