My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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