OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He? As in you personified your dick?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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