just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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