he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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