I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I am spending my child support on dildos
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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