We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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