what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Randomize
