This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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