O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You may now shotgun with the bride
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
