Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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