Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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