god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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