we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
