i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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