I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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