I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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