So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
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she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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