do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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