I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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