do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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