nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
MIDGETS
????
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Randomize
