He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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