gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
they're like a gay fantastic four
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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