So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
