I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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