shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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