Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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