oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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