Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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