Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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