yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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