Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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