so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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