you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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