you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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