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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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