Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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