I hope mine doesn't look like that
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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