I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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