Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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