no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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