i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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