I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Randomize
