Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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